The largest and most luxurious EtherLiner in all history - awaiting your company Now!     Exclusive design concept by galactically celebrated Artgineer, Leovinus, recreating the shipboard elegance of days gone by.   (click for big pix)     Triple helix propulsion system using leading-edge Higgs technology for breathtaking speed and matchless reliability.     Multi-skinned Elastoplastium® self-healing hull for absolute protection in harsh deep-space environments.     Integral Anaxiomat® fault-intolerant system, custom-built by Klein und Moebius-Gödel GbMH of Zimmerhaven to guarantee 100% error-free operation. <!-- F.A.O. Leovinus: are we sure it's wise to mention this? Something in my bones tells me there's a fundamental flaw in the system. Please advise a.s.a.p. -- Antar Brobostigon, Project Manager.--> (click for big pix)     Genuine People Personality® robot attendants to meet your every requirement, linked by InVisiBus datapipe to a central SSAFE/ eI® (Status-Sensitive Attendant Feedback Evalutor/Emotionally Intelligent) system for the last word in service.   (click for big pix)     Fully-personalized gourmet meals offering a fully-appropriate and taste-tempting dining experience whatever accommodation status you may choose.     All Non-Ultra-Premium Rate accommodation utilises Distar® space-maximising technology for the ultimate in flexible in-cabin rest and recreation.   (click for big pix)     Onboard accounting and housekeeping systems linked via SSAFE/eI for service appropriate to your unique personal status at all times.   (click for big pix)       Now show me the Itinerary of the Titanic's Maiden Voyage!  I've seen enough! Book me in now! I'm overwhelmed. I want to go Home.